July 2012
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javelining: it is the year 2050. gender in terms of male/female has been replaced with human/dancer. a woman in the delivery room has just given birth and as the doctor pulls the child from her womb she gasps “is it human… or is it dancer?” the doctor cuts the cord and announces, “it’s human.” nobody notices the father’s face darken. he wanted a dancer
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Pride oreos must be pretty tasty
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“If life was fair, worms would have machine guns to kill birds so they...”
– My Aunt Shawna
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omg, someone talk to me
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Listenacideyedrops: Get Out! (remix) | Sublime  one...
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Just a thought
How about instead of people being considered “hot”, “sexy”, etc. holding up signs saying everyone is beautiful….we get an average person. Sorry, it just makes sense for us to all feel on the same playing field instead of having some sexy girl say I like you the way you are (and I know that I’d freak them out)
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My change in theme is only temporary until I can...
I got mad respect for you code wizards that can create one from scratch. I need to learn how to do that.
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“I used to be really bad at twerking, but now I actually use what I got!”
– Kennedi (My whitest-yet-black-female friend)
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